She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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