He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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