Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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