Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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