U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i drank out of a bidet.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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