Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize