And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I did not marry a roomba.
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