six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
i out mim tonsoeep
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