you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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