i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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