i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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