Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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