How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We left the knife in your bed.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I want a musical about memes.
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