super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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