i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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