Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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