smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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