doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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