I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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