I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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