Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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