he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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