you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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