Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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