I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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