I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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