i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My life is pants optional.
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