They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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