He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
