Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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