So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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