hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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