I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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