This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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