no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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