dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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