i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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