Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
