Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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