Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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