i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
This baby is an asshole
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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