By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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