So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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