where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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