went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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