I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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