return my video game
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
