Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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