I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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