Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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