Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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