That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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