you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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