North Korea, Best Korea!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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