i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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