So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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