belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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